Jeanine Pirro is suing the city of Rye and Con Edison because she ate shit on a sidewalk — and I cannot wait for the part where a lawyer politely asks her under oath how many vodka martinis were cheering her on at the time. And because this soap opera needed more dumpster fire, her lawyer is her ex-husband Alfred Pirro, the same dude who got a golden “oopsie, never mind” pardon from Donald Trump as his last official act in office. So what we’ve got here is a drunk-on-gravity lawsuit starring Jea