If Thanksgiving had a mascot, it would without a doubt be a turkey! They have wings, yes, but so do penguins, after all. (And everyone knows that they can't fly!) Turns out, there's more than one way ...

Add Yahoo as a preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. TAMPA (WFLA) – “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” That quote comes from one of the most hilarious ...

Even if you've never watched the ‘80s sitcom “WKRP in Cincinnati”, there's one line you're probably familiar with. "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly,” says Dayton-native Gordon Jump, ...